Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Dakota Fanning


North Dakota is a THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN DAKOTA FANNING! NO QUESTION!
If North Dakota were a girl we'd be fucking Marilyn Monroe or Halle Berry or some shit. Dakota Fanning would be Susan Boyle! SHE WOULDN'T EVEN BE DAKOTA FANNING THAT'S HOW MUCH BETTER WE ARE!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dodge Dakota


PLEASE! Don't make me laugh! The state of North Dakota could piss all over a dodge dakota until it died in a pool of Dakota piss.
Sometimes I wonder how great it is to be from North Dakota... then I think, trick question... because the answer is how great is it to shit on people who are NOT from North Dakota!
MAN OH MAN DO I LOVE NORTH DAKOTA! I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY!

Dakota Watch Company


Haha! Yeah... Like I need a watch with my clip on it! HAHA! Clips are only for those retards in South Dakota who can't hold anything without losing them!
I need a watch like this like I need a hole in my head.
I'd like to see the Coen brothers make a movie about Fargo, Watch Company!!! YEAH!!! FUCK WATCHES!!! I'M FROM NORTH DAKOTA LETS GO SHOOT SOME GOPHERS!

South Dakota


South Dakota is our retarded cousin that doesn't understand anything about anything except burying hearts at wounded knee.
If South Dakota were a country it would be called "Shitty Country."
NORTH DAKOTA RULES! SOUTH DAKOTA DROOLS!
I'm so fucking funny.